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On motherhood and...Identity


I always felt a bit bashful about admitting to my friends that I wanted to have children. I think a big clue as to why lies in the choice of that word: ‘admitted’. It felt like something I wouldn’t say, somehow out of character. And I think that’s probably because it doesn’t sound particularly ambitious or aspirational, or indeed particularly fun.
There is something about announcing you want to be a mother which seems harder than saying you want to be a neuroscientist / start an NGO in Nepal / write the Next Great American Novel. Unlike the vote, or having a career, or even owning your own house, motherhood has always been an option available to women. Not just an option, in many cases, but an expectation. Choosing to be a mother seemed like getting to the end of rationing and then choosing to have a spam sandwich for lunch. In a world of so much choice, why limit yourself? Why be so conventional? Why – dare I say it – be so boring?
I’ve been thinking about this a lot since I got pregnant, and I think what I’ve concluded is that this attitude was (wrongly) founded on the belief that motherhood eclipses all other aspects of a woman’s identity. Telling people you want to be a mum felt like telling them you didn’t want to be yourself any more. Partly this is because there are some things which you will need to stop/limit/pause when you have children, from career breaks to temporarily retiring your collection of Clippers and posh airport vodka. What you do defines, to some extent, who you are – especially when you do those things with your friends. So you feel a little guilt about not being ‘fun’ for a while and, if you like your job, you feel a bit bad for skipping out on it for a few months. But beyond temporarily removing myself from the classroom and the pub post-8pm, I felt scared that people might think I’d just gone a bit weird – somehow more wholesome or less interested in the world around me, or the aspects of my life not to do with having a child.
I counteracted all these fears in several ways. Firstly, by having friends who wouldn’t dream of being anything other than hugely supportive and excited on my behalf. Secondly, by considering my own mother, who is one of the most gregarious and fun-loving people in my life, and who has managed to have a stellar career, a wonderful social life, and three children. Finally, for a brief but insane period, I turned to Wikipedia to find out whether almost any celebrity I came across has children. Sharon Horgan! Lily Allen! Chimamanda Adichie! Jessica Alba! I consoled myself by thinking about all the wonderful women in the world who happened to be mothers amongst many other things. Mad, possibly, but effective.
I am not arguing that becoming a mother is not profound or, indeed life-changing, but it is not personality-altering. Babies steal many things – sleep, your ability to shower properly – but they are not identity thieves. I may never be as cool as Sharon Horgan, but neither am I going to turn into the cardboard mother-monster of my nightmares, obsessed with pastel tones and organic cake. The baby might have arrived, but my personality doesn’t have to depart.

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